Strange creature

When I was in outer space, I met this creature. It was 20 metres tall. I said to it, 'I'm a human and I eat rice. What do you eat?'

It said, 'I eat humans.'

No, just kidding. Actually it was only 20 cm long and I found it on Grandma's passionfruit vine. And it didn't say anything. Then it crawled onto a dead part of the vine and disappeared.

love from your Grandad